Let's face it, January is never a good month for anyone. We're all skint, we all feel a little chubby from all that Christmas cheese and we all so desperately want to make the year ahead amazing with that wonderful positivity that wears off around mid February.
However, this was precisely the idea I had in mind when I decided to prepare a dirty evening in with my boyfriend.
We all know that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but who can actually afford them?! So I needed to think of something else. What would be an exciting treat, and yet cost next to nothing???? Hmmmmmm
Roast dinner?
8 cans of Stella?
My bare arse on a plate?
And then it came to me.........................
We all know our man has a secret outfit fantasy, but who wants to dress up as that cheerleader bird from Heroes?! So, instead, I set up the living room with candles, the latest James Bond film and copias amounts of cheap beer. Wearing some bargain M&S January sales sexy undies, I was all set for a night of romantic filth.
Fuelled with excitement and a few G&Ts, I was ready to go. My boyfriend finally walked in three whole hours late announcing that he had been to the pub with people from work. I didn't care one bit…I was ready for action! He was completely surprised by the little romantic evening I had planned, but loved it. We can all think of beautifully romantic evenings, wonderful ideas of lovely things to do as a couple, but let's face a good Friday night shag on the sofa is always a winner!
Recipe for sex success - beer, enthusiasm, and general horniness. Job done!
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