Sunday, 15 August 2010

Hmmm - what's the best way to warm up when it's this cold outside?

After getting over the initial childlike excitement of being snowed in this week, I started to think of exciting things my boyfriend and I could get up while we were all alone in the flat keeping warm.




Enjoying our little snow fight in the back garden, it came to me - we could have our own little wintry game in the bedroom. Rather than attempting to carry some snow up the three flights and place it seductively over my body, only to discover there was a massive wet patch resembling a big wee (yes, that happened once), I decided instead to lure my boyfriend inside with the promise of a nice big bubble bath and a cup of hot chocolate (and no, he isn't 12) and then surprise him with a fun game of hide the ice cube/find the ice cube. Seeing as he'd found it oh so funny to put half a ton of snow down my pants I also thought it would be a chance to get my own back!



Convincing him to get naked and wait on the bed was easy; getting the ice cubes out of the freezer, unstuck from my fingers and to the bedroom was not. You would think after all my experimentation I would be a pro, but sadly not. Swooping into the bedroom with a pint glass full of ice cubes still wearing my bobble hat and old rugby socks, my boyfriend arose, so to speak, with a very happy face. We forgot the ice cubes and got hot and sweaty instead.
 
I warn you ice cubes can be dangerous in sex games. They stick to your bits, freeze your bits and melt all over the place. However, they are incredibly fun to play with. 
 
Just be prepared to warm yourselves up after the ice has melted.

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