Already, I have come up with a huge list of ridiculous New Year's resolutions that I plan to implement come January the 1st that I will not maintain in a month of Mondays.
1. Quit smoking
2. Only drink on weekends
3. Loose weight blah blah blah
4. Save up for a luxury holiday
5. Pay off ALL my debt - including my loving parents
6. 'Invest' in some quality workwear
7. Learn to cook
8. Take up Yoga
9. Read more books - trashy chicklie included
10. Learn toplay the trumpet
I took a step back and realised that it was time to be an adult about it and to take a more achievable approach to self improvement. Let's face it, how many of these am I realistically likely to uphold?! Very few, if any.
With this in mind I came up with a new New Year's resolution - to have better sex!
This may seem superficial to some, but I really think it's important to a girl's life. And what better way to shift those extra Christmas pounds that will undoubtedly cling to my hips like my boyfriend does to me on a drunken sofa session?
In an effort to maintain this resolution, I perused the internet in search of an exciting book to give me ideas. I stumbled across a vast array of literature on how to 'stimulate mind and body', 'get into the sex zone' and 'give the best head EVER'. After much deliberation I decided on a book that claims to give you a new position for every day of the year. Looking at some of them, I experienced a variety of emotions - sheer fear, a distinct feeling of inflexibility, but mostly uncontrollable excitement.
So, armed with my new book, some quality lubrication and an enormous box of condoms I'm heading into the new year excited and horny!
Happy New Year Ladies and Gents - 2009 will be the year of amazing sex....if nothing else!
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